Monday, December 1, 2008

Hello Snorts fans! This is Barclay reporting to you live from my new site here at the beautiful Half Mile High Snorts Complex. This week, we'll be joining the fearless Isabella as she demonstrates her new athletic accomplishment: sky-diving. This is a great snort for the snortscaster because even though it is performed outside, you don't have to whisper like you do with golf. Few people know that before you actually jump from a plane, you practice from much less lofty heights inside. Of course, I don't think Isabella needs any practice and I'd happily throw her out of a plane now, but she insists on trying it out in practice sessions first (rats).  

Here is Isabella poised for her first practice jump. Let's see if she'll grant us an up close and personal interview.

"How's the air up there?"

"I'm only on the back of the sofa, idiot. It's the same."

"You seem a little shaky."

"I'm a dog, not a parrot, so I'm not used to standing on a perch like this."

"Will you be experiencing free-fall?"

"Not if you don't stop asking stupid questions."

"Well, I guess we should just let you get on with it. Happy landings."

"GERONIMO!!!"

Isabella has perfect form. She looks like a large, white, bat-shaped parachute coming down. And she's getting bigger! Oh no. . . .

"Oooofff!"

"Great jump. Landed right on the target."

So, Snorts fans, that was another paw tingling, exciting event. Stay online for next week when we witness another thrilling episode from the wide world of snorts. Remember, we're brought to you by MOM, the person who gives us Milkbones. Milkbones, what else would you beg for at 3 am? This is Barclay, wishing you a Good Night and Good Snorts!